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Cover Snark: Bonus Edition | Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Written by ibxis

We have a super special edition of Cover Snark! On this week’s podcast, we did a live snarking of a couple covers. We also wanted to extend to option to snark to the rest of the reviewers.

TALES OF FIRE AND EMBERS an illustrated cover of two white young people the one on the left has long light colored hair, an open shirt that ties at the neck, and a sword.  His thumb is very very very long.  THe other person on the right has a low cut purple gown and what looks like one large breast in the center of their chest.  This person also has very very very long fingers but no thumb.  Both of them look absolutely miserable.

SHIFTERS FOR A CAUSE: there's a dude with no shirt and ninety five abs flexing with his arms out.  On his shoulder is a platypus, there's a hedgehog on his head, and a wild cat perched on his wrist.  Behind him is an elephant with trunk up and above that an eagle flying with talons out.  This cover is absolute mayhem

Elyse: I’m getting a Flowers in the Attic vibe from the first one

Tara: Where are that zookeeper’s clothes?

Shana: That dude has a hedgehog on his head. Hedgehogs are cute. If he’d stopped there, he could have had any woman on earth.

But no, he had to throw in the platypus and now it’s weird.

Sneezy: It does bring up the question of whether he likes his supposed love interest or not. Catherine once suggested letting platypus be in close proximity with narcisists who tried to hoover me back into their control.

Hmmm? What’s that? Venomous spurs? Oh they’ll be fiiiiiiiine

Claudia: I’m getting Dr. Doolittle vibes from the second one.

Lara: Is that cat balancing on his fist? Also, the blue at the bottom is giving me water vibes. Maybe he is the only port in a storm, literally.

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